On this brisk November morning I have just two words for you: bulky qiviut. Thank you, @sheliajanuary, for finding my kryptonite. [For my non-knitting foodie followers, qiviut is the downy undercoat of the Arctic musk ox. It is extraordinarily warm, soft, and rare, usually presented in laceweight skeins costing $100/oz. Never have I seen it in bulky form like this.]